Things that belong in a toilet before a good flush:
- Too many egg salad sandwiches
- Hundreds of ravioli, tortellini, and spaghetti dinners plus heartburn
- Green Giant Healthy Vision sliced carrots, zucchini quarters and sliced green beans 10 days in a row as a dinner and still having impaired vision :(
- Thousands of Aidells Chicken and Apple Sausages
- Water that tastes like water
I guess my new red London Fog trench coat was worth it, but I still want my own computer and I'm swimming up to my eyeballs in those mashed eggs mixed with mayo and mustard. AcK!!!