Rethinking paradise...that's right...my hell's the cat's paradise, my paradise the cat's hell. The perfection of it all, I guess, is that we're both right and we're both wrong.
Some observations are a dime a dozen, some are priceless; so here goes with the dime a dozen 'cause I'm imperfection at its max today.
Birds eat bugs, ticks, fleas and mosquitoes;
when cat eats bird
cat eats bug, tick, flea, and mosquito pest eliminator (bad cat),
causing human to moan and groan
at the discovery of each demised siting (Bad Cat!),
forcing human to buy excessive amounts
of Frontline and Heartgard for cat (BAD CAT!!!)
by the way...
can I interest you
in the sweetest little tyke
south of the North Pole?
You did say
you can't stand