The Gardens - In the Beginning

Tuesday, November 10, 2015

The Curse of Always Being Right


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Tell
that
to 
turkey!



Count my blessings
name them 
one
by
one
by
one
by
one
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I'm thankful my life totally sucks just a bit
cause I could have no life at all...kaput!

I'm thankful I have two gimpy knees
cause I could be knee-less
with me feets attached to me butt.

I'm thankful I have two headaches a week
cause it could be three or more.

I'm thankful I have 2 hour weekends
and a zillion hour weekdays
cause I could have no time at all.

I'm thankful I have 5 cats and 1 dog
cause I could have 5 dogs and 1 cat :'(

I'm thankful I can't remember 
where I put my car keys 2 seconds ago
cause I need to walk more than drive anyway.

I'm thankful I keep getting older
and older and older
cause I could be getting younger
and younger and younger
and leaving life as a snotty little squirt.





Happy November



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