The Jamie Files - Tale 7 Conversations with a Cat

Oh my! Oh my! Oh my!

OhOhOh...mymymy!

ooooooooooooooo...

Calm down little kitty-o.

You left me in timeout from sundown to sunup.

The best nights sleep I've had in weeks :)

I could be warped for the rest of my life!

Hmmmmm...I think that already happened on your birth date.

Traumatized with issues of abandonment!

Oh, please...this incident will be erased from your noggin in ten minutes flat like all the others.

What others?

Would you please let go of my leg.

I've developed an attitude of neediness, bad mommy.

I've developed an attitude of neediness too, bad kitty.

I need you to feed me, mommy-starve-me-a-lot!

I need you to evaporate, kitty-pain-in-the-buttocks!

I need you to feed me feed me feed me!

I need you to leave me leave me leave me!

feed me feed me feed me!

leave me leave me leave me!

feed me feed me feed me!

leave me leave me leave me!

FEED ME FEED ME FEED ME!

Oh, good grief!