Kitty Litter Karaoke

Topsy-Turvey Blues

Woke myself up

purring last night,

curled up tight 

on the living room couch...

rubbed my nose

on the dining room chair,

licked my fingers

to rubbed over my ears...

gulped down daddy's sandwich

when he left for a beer,

stared with indifference

as he blamed his poor dog :)

poked holes in the arm chair

with my teeth and nails,

then jumped on the counter

to lick dirty dishes...

I'm doing as I please,

with only one complaint,

this evil-smelling cat pan

is two smidgens too small.