The Jamie Files - Tale 4 Conversations with a Cat

I’m out of here!

What do you mean – you’re out of here?  You can’t reach the door knobs.

#$%&*$!

Why aren't you a happy kitty?

Four cats too many.

I’ll have to agree that sometimes I wish I had one cat less.

I don’t like Lacey either.

Ha-ha-ha…okay we’ll let that one go, kitty pesky-cakes.  Ever thought of sharing?

Please define.

You know, more than one cat to a cat tree.

Who, me!?!?!?!?

You do know that the two new ones are your mother and uncle.

Please talk to me in cat English.

The one that brought you into this world, and the cat that was born with her.

So why here?  Didn't she love me?

Sometimes I have to take a deep breath and go to my quiet place.

I know what you mean, deep breathing always helps me gobble down my food faster, then everything’s quiet.

Let’s get back to sharing, my little pet peeve.

I don’t share!

Why not?

I’m a cat.

Your point being?

Cats don’t share…we’re hoggish.

How well I know.  Well, then…I guess you’ll have to stake out a claim on your favorite cat tree before the sun rises, then prepare for battle.  So, which one of the five cat trees is your favorite?

I have a fond desire for all of them all the time.  I’m a multi-taker.

You mean a multi-tasker?

I think take probably describes it better.

I think you’re probably right.

Whatever I want is right…I’m a cat…did you forget?

I wish I could.

Do you need an aspirin and a nap?

I need two glasses of wine and a foot tall cream puff.

Okay, mommy dearest, I’m off to prepare for battle.

Okay, my little terror on paws…I’m off to la-la land.

Love u mommy.

Love u 2 :(