Saturday, March 14, 2026

A Very Short Story and Other Marvelous Miscellanea


 
She settled between the cold sheets and applied her lip balm as she always had done at bedtime.  Her lips welcomed that relief from parched skin, but the warmth of her body had already drained from her, leaving her shaking miserably before she could fall asleep.  She laid there awake forever, although by all accounts it probably was no more than one very agonizing hour.

Sleepiness began to claim her, and as her eyelids became dreary, and her eyelashes began to close that gap between awake and her dreams, it came to her unexpectedly, with such startling clarity that she first thought it to be her husband finally resorting to killing her. 

It was but a brief second, that dark shadow of maybe a man sweeping in from the doorway and passing by her face so closely she thought she felt it as it left her skin tingling on pins and needles. 

She laid there with the bedside lamp on, thinking about why she thought she was going to die.  No calmness came to her in the hours that followed, but she did eventually fall asleep in that golden light of her lamp.

As she became accustomed to this shadow demon visiting her at bedtime, the evil she attached to it subsided.  The way it always appeared to her was getting old, and she was becoming bored.

She learned to welcome the lamplight with open arms as she fell asleep in peace, and although her electric bill went up a notch, she could care less while she often dreamed of fifty different ways to kill a husband.

It wasn't until a few years later that she disappointedly, by mistake, realize she had been the creator of her own shadow demon.  She could only laugh at the thought she had been so easily fooled, but she never revealed it to anyone.  It was her secret, and hers alone.

She still saw the rush of that shadow pass her if the lamplight was slow to be turned on, but she and her lover had eyes only for each other, and the lamplight, along with her departed husband were totally inconsequential.  

Needless to say, they lived happily ever after, although that cliché was riddled with secrets.







~ AT THE CAR WASH ~


























American Robin


No Daffodil is native, 
and I have never seen a pollinator on one.


We've removed the old daffodils once in a while,
since the garden was changed to native plants,
but it is not an easy task.





Oak Tree on a Cloudy Day





Growing in a thicket of 
Euonymus americanus, Hearts-a-burstin


Spicebush Flowers


Purple Deadnettle (Lamium purpureum)
Non-native
On the neighbor's lawn bordering our driveway.


The taller plant in the center
might be a Wormwood within the Artemisia genus


The plant mixed with the Purple Deadnettle here
is some type of Geranium


Asian Ladybug on
 Pachysandra procumbens, Allegheny Spurge


Blossoms





Cercis canadensis, Eastern Redbud


Most buds have not opened yet.

















Austin on mommy's lap.


A birthday gift from my cats.


Viola sororiaCommon Blue Violet


Virginia Bluebells, Mertensia virginica
Buds not open yet.





A variation of the Common Blue violet.
My favorite color.


An Old-fashioned Narcissus
Bent by the wind.





A small Blueberry Bush with flowers.
















One could hear the roar of the lion as a fast moving thunderstorm plowed through with fat raindrops pounding the ground mercilessly.  Five minutes max and the rumbling roar moved off to the east and left a stillness defying what had just occurred.

Spring has kicked Winter right out the door and is making herself at home.  Her magic has set the Spicebushes to blooming, and overnight all the white and purple violets are in a maddening rush to out do each other, while the shy Virginia Bluebells are lazily peeking out from under the leaf litter.

It’s only the middle of March with the forecasted last frost date the middle of April, and I have yet to see an insect except that Asian Lady Bug that just stayed in place because the warm days play hopscotch with the cold days, and one never knows what temperature they will wake up to.

I’m hosting a Starling nest again in the Woodpecker box, and by law I could annihilate it as it isn’t native, but I’m not made of the stuff that is required to bring about that terrible action.  So I raise them, and pound on the window endlessly to chase them off the bird feeder.  The worse bird I’ve ever seen for pooping so much in the birdbath.  No manners at all.

We actually found a warm day two weeks ago and spent the afternoon sitting under the umbrella for hours, but most warm days are rainy days, and we have never had a want for a rainy day before the earth has dried out from the previously storm.  The ground is always mud in spring.

Here’s a wish for plenty of rainy days when you require them, and bright sunshine when you long for it, although I have never experienced a sky filled with raindrops as anything but incredible.   

As always, with a bit of magic, 
                                         Yvonne 







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Friday, February 27, 2026

Celebration of a March Birthday with Yvonne's Mischievous Menagerie of Naughty Cats




Happy Birthday To You...







Happy Birthday To You...







Happy Birthdaaaaay, Dear Human...







Blah, Blah,
              Blaaah,
                     Blah,
                            Blaaah Blah.


May You Live Long And Prosper, 
Human Yvonne.
I've grown Quite accustomed to Being
Your Spoiled Little Tabby. 



Oh my, how uncouth.



I've got your number, little snot!



How sad... what a cheap present.




Man... I thought I was bad!
Now I'm # 2.



This went to Stinkville pretty fast.
SEND IN THE UNDERSTUDY!!!








Cats!  
They're so overrated...
~
just a snack before dinner.



Yvonne


Between 12 and 18 months old,
with Dad and Mom's old Desoto car.



All children, except one, grow up. They soon know that they will grow up, and the way Wendy knew was this. One day when she was two years old she was playing in a garden, and she plucked another flower and ran with it to her mother. I suppose she must have looked rather delightful, for Mrs Darling put her hand to her heart and cried, ‘Oh, why can’t you remain like this for ever!’ This was all that passed between them on the subject, but henceforth Wendy knew that she must grow up. You always know after you are two. Two is the beginning of the end.

― J.M. Barrie, Peter Pan




The Shoe Shuffling Blues


The wisp of a breeze this cold morning

Stirs the scent of a forest of moss

Barefoot I’d walk if my feet weren’t flat

Down I'd sit and run fingers over

Stuck I'd be until a miracle 

No one has time for a friend once true

When your life is the honky tonk blues.

 


My hips lean precariously right

My boobs shift dramatically left

As I sway to that two-feet shuffle

'cause my beat-up shoes are a D width

While my dainty feet are a C width

And my proportions are double width

Do you care, even a little bit?

 


It’s that hallelujah time this year

When one sprouts another day older


So push that walker on with a heave 

To the right drag as you’re pantry bound

To the left drag for a jar of jam

Round-a-bout to start over again

for a dagnabbit clean dinner knife.

 

They call me the doddering old folk

Nursing home bound, if I'm out of line

I’m a bonified two fish jobber


A Pisces here, and a Pisces there


Coming, going, and going, coming

I’m so confused, who am I again

Oh, that's right; another day older.


A C in a D width shoe oldster

Shuffling along begging for white cake 

Engulfed in gobs of rich white frosting,

And vanilla bean ice cream there too

Though the yummiest is chocolate

Or so you keep saying, keep saying…

But it's my way, or no way, capeech!





I’m in a blue mood, I guess.  It will be short term, since I love myself and hate headaches.  I react to words that push my buttons.  I learned to walk away, well… I thought I had learned to walk away when I was in therapy, but I always find myself apologizing for becoming upset to the person, who in a perfect world, owes me that apology.

Life is so hard and messy.  It seems like one big mistake, and I’m right in the thick of it.  Since there is no way for me to go except up or down, I’m re-inventing myself.  I’m still at zero percent change.

I’ll get back with you on the plan when I come up with one.


My gratitude Journal was dumped, with a soggy tea bag plopped onto it to prevent retrieval from the trash can.  Not my style, I finally gave up on it.  After another search, I settled on one of just blank lines for writing whatever.  A prompt is written inside the front cover to remind me that which is precious to write, but it is up to me to create the contents.


Pencils are decided instead of pens, as I am a perfectionist who would rather erase, than cross out.  Let’s not get too hung up on that word perfectionist.  For a time, my embroidery patterns and finished pieces were published in a variety of magazines, and that didn’t happen by being imperfect.

Let’s just say, I do my best to be viewed as a professional.  I never apologize for that.


Who would have ever thought, looking at me now, that I was once young, wearing miniskirts and drawing those spiky eye lashes around my eyes with sculptured curls around my face.   Oh, how I’ve changed.  Like water running freely from a facet for a lifetime, then suddenly turned off.  My downhill slide to Oldsterville seemed overnight in my noggin.

I try not to think about my age and stay free spirited in my mind.  I’ve perfected this well when not called upon to do anything other than vegetate; otherwise, it’s pain, baby, pain in everything I do.  I redirect my brain to think pain is not pain.  Basically fooling myself to believe in a fantasy.

It is somewhat effective with the help of ice packs, heat pads and a very creative mind.


One large Blackhaw viburnum limb broken, several medium Winterthur viburnum limbs broken, several northern oak branches broken and hanging precariously in the tree,  and a littering of small limbs everywhere on the ground due to the last ice storm, have created more work than usual this February in the garden.  Weather seesaws from icy cold to barely warm then icy cold again as it always does this time of year, indecisive of which season it wishes to be in.

I’m ending this after I’ve taken a full walk around my garden with the rollator and also left and come back from a ride in the car to give myself a real reason to get dressed.  Maybe a stop for a small sized frosty at Wendy’s and a stop at Chick-fil-a for a small batch of waffle fries.

Sounds like a plan.


It was so miserably cold on my walk around the garden, I had to take two days to finish it, as icy cold reigns and barely warm will show up again at week's end.  Vic planted Camassia scilloides, Wild Hyacinth bulbs very late last summer, and waiting for the green shoots to appear this late winter is excruciating.  I hope they do appear, otherwise he’ll be so disappointed.

The gardens still lay brown with the outline of the dried Monarda fistulosa, Wild Bergamot standing tall in the winterscape.  The Christmas ferns are still green, but lying flat with the ground and the northern red oak has lost most leaves, while the Pachysandra procumbens weathered the ice storm, now looking a bit ragged.

Hope warms this gardener’s heart with the anticipation of life that spring will bring.  At this moment, I can only dream, but that’s enough.




Dandelion - Blooming all winter long.


Shrub stem growing up through hollow stump 
laying on the ground.


Old fashion Narcissus 
growing up through a Christmas Fern. 


Native Crossvine - extremely aggressive


Itea virginica 'Saturnalia' shrub
New stems among the old


Daffodil buds almost ready to open.





Milkweed Vine seedheads





Austin


One cat annoyed and one cat apprehensive.





Charlotte Deciding...








Always with love,
Yvonne






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